Yesterday, Soso attended an end-of-the year party and apparently there were some 2nd grade gossip. Fast forward to this morning, me, just making conversation while driving…
Me: So, who’s chasing who or who likes who?
Soso: Oh, A chases B and C.
Me: Does A like B or C?
Soso: I don’t think so.
Me: Why does A chase them then?
Soso: I don’t know.
Me: Does B or C like A?
Soso: I have no idea. What, you want me to spy on them?
Me: No, I’m just curious.
Soso: Mom, you’re way too curious. I don’t think A would like me telling you all about his business.
Me: What??? I can’t believe my 8-year-old is telling me off!
Soso: Well, you’re acting all like a 7-year-old, asking about 2nd grade gossip.
Yeah, I had nothing to say for the rest of the drive.
Fabulous.
Boy, oh, boy! Have I ever lived this scenario!