DD: Why is Dolly’s eye sometimes not open?
Me: Because Dolly is old. She has been around since you were a baby.
DD: Is she old like you Mommy? Is she old like Daddy?
Me: Yes, she’s old like Mommy and Daddy.
DD: Is Rhonda (from Is your Mama a Llama) a mouse?
Me: No, she’s a baby kangaroo.
DD: She’s not a big mouse?
Me as I stepped on my toe with my 3 inch heel: Ow! OMG that hurts… F@#$%@#$!
DD: Mommy, next time you have to be more careful.