Yesterday, I’m in the bathroom doing my business and DD’s in there with me. Please tell me that I’m not alone in this. Help me out here, ladies so that the one reader I may have who is not a parent doesn’t think I’m a complete freak. As a parent, you lose all privacy, right?
Anyway, DD has this look on her face that tells me that she needs to poop. So, now she’s sitting on her potty, pooping and it turns out peeing.
Fast forward to dinner time. My in-laws have come over to babysit DD while I go to my running class. FIL asks his usual questions, “How’s my baby? Did you poop today?” (DD and pooping has become a family issue) And DD’s response? “Yes, I pooped and pee-peed. Mommy pooped and pee-peed, too!”
So, while I just wanted to die, thankfully my in-laws took it well and laughed like DD had said the funniest thing in the world.
What horrifies me is the absolute faith that I have that this is only the beginning of embarrassing revelations by DD. Heaven help me if the revelations are to perfect strangers.